President Osama speechless!

Damn - not for long enough.
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TOTUS Abducted – White House Left Speechless

Posted by Jim Hoft on Tuesday, October 18, 2011, 5:17 AM

You just can’t make this up.

TOTUS was stolen.

TOTUS was abducted this week in Henrico just days before his visit to Chesterfield.
The TelePrompter of the United States was stolen last night along with other equipment belonging to the White House.

NBC 12 reported:

NBC12 has uncovered one of those stories that makes you think: “How in the world does that happen?!” A truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment was stolen in Henrico just days before his visit to Chesterfield.

We confirmed an investigation with the U.S. Defense Department. There are still a lot of questions. The biggest one being did the thieves intentionally target the President’s truck or did they take advantage of a crime of opportunity and give a big “uh-oh” when they saw what was inside.

When you see President Obama speak, there is a pretty typical setup including the presidential seal on a podium, the see-thru Teleprompter and a portable sound system.
Thieves saw the truck carrying that equipment and couldn’t resist the target.

We’re told the truck was parked at the Virginia Center Commons Courtyard Marriott in advance on Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield.
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The people running Osama's public appearances can't lock a truck?

I particularly liked this:

Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.

Excuse me? If I want to "stand behind a Presidential seal", I'll do it. Enough people on Saturday Night Live and in movies have done so, and that seal is property of the people of the USA, not the President. He just gets to use it until we fire him.

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