Email from me to me

I must have a split personality - I keep sending myself emails. Two new ones today:
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From: Chuck Kuecker
Subject: I am really here
To: Chuck Kuecker

Greatings my dear!

The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

Hello Honey! I would like to tell you a bit about myself.
I'm tall with a middle figure.
I have long blond, very beautiful hair, small nice nose, perfect lips and big blue eyes. 
I am a sociable easy going person, so I like meeting friends, going out, have fun and new something interesting.
I'm looking for a strong relations with a caring and smart man!

I am really tired of all these temporary relations. 
I would like to find a man who will be able to estimate not only my beauty, but also my brain and my soul...
I want him to kind and handsome, brave and tender, romantic and honest.

my site: www.*****.ru

 my precious darling, kisses

Vally

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Another one:

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From: Chuck Kuecker
Subject: So you are a rocket scientist
To: Chuck Kuecker

hello people!

The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

Hello Honey! I would like to tell you a bit about myself.
I'm tall with a middle figure.
I have long blond, very beautiful hair, small nice nose, perfect lips and big blue eyes. 
I am a sociable easy going person, so I like meeting friends, going out, have fun and new something interesting.
I'm looking for a strong relations with a caring and smart man!

I am really tired of all these temporary relations. 
I would like to find a man who will be able to estimate not only my beauty, but also my brain and my soul...
I want him to kind and handsome, brave and tender, romantic and honest.

my site: www.*****.ru

 dear stranger, I am going now, bye

Nastya 

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How did they know I AM a rocket scientist?

"hello, people!" - what a romantic salutation. I suppose it's better than "Greatings my dear!".

WTF does that opening sentence mean?

What is a "middle figure"? Middle finger, I get.

I estimate your brain is a microprocessor program somewhere in .ru-land, "honey". I wonder if the author of these wrote a love note in Russian and ran it through Google Translate to English.

I also note that neither of these specifies the SEX of the sender...

If I was going to send out spam, I would at least write code to use a generated email address that at least looked like it came from the person signing the message, and from the same domain as the link.

Duh.