Jugears promises the solution to all the country's ills today at a press conference.
Of course, whatever he proposes will have exactly zero effect on criminals, but that's not the point. Turning America into USSR Mk II is his real goal, along with his Eurosocialist handlers.
I've never been a federal felon before - looks like I might get there without doing anything at all, the way things are headed.
Keep your powder dry.
At least I've got a lot of company: