Day by Day Cartoon by Chris Muir

Thursday, January 29, 2015

New breakthrough!

COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH.
 The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly  installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to ALLAH.

It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
 


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
 No anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be  painless.
 Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may  occur at the injection site.  In most cases, it’s not noticeable.
 
Please enjoy the security provided for you by the Armed Forces of America .


Best regards,

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