Over 5000 subjects in the People's Republik of Ill-Annoys have graciously been allowed by their masters to keep and bear arms for self-defense.
It only cost them $150 each, good for five years, and has a list of caveats and prohibited places longer than your arm.
Still, progress. I eagerly await the first Wisconsin resident who takes advantage of the Ill-Annoys rule that anyone allowed to carry a gun in public in their home state is allowed to have a concealed weapon in their vehicle in Ill-Annoys. The court proceedings and media circus ought to be very entertaining.