Day by Day Cartoon by Chris Muir

Saturday, April 30, 2011

I'm gonna be rich!

I've always looked askance at the Federal Reserve and lately at it's new Osama-appointed head, Ben Bernanke, but I guess I have to change my mind. Just got this email:


LIBERTY STREET, NEW YORK, NY 10038
CONTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD NEW YORK,
ATTN: SIR/MADAM,
THIS IS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE RECEIVED A PAYMENT CREDIT INSTRUCTION FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR FULL INHERITANCE FUND OF US$10.5MILLION FROM THE NIGERIAN RESERVE ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK.
HOWEVER, WHAT WE REQUIRED FROM YOU IS YOUR BANKING PARTICULARS WHERE YOU WANT YOUR FUND TO BE TRANSFERRED.
{1}. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS:.............
{2}. YOUR TELEPHONE, AND FAX: ..............
{3). YOUR BANK NAME AND ADDRESS:........
{4). YOUR A/C NAME AND NUMBERS:.................
(5). YOUR SWIFT CODE / ROUTING NUMBERS:...........
(6) .YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION:................
BE INFORMED THAT TRANSFER WILL COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY WE HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION. ONCE MORE, BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD WILL NOT HESITATE TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 24HOURS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FUND RELEASE ORDER REGULATIONS.
YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE IS HIGHLY NEEDED TO ENABLE US COMMENCE FOR THE TRANSFER.
THANKS FOR BANKING WITH FEDERAL RESERVE BANK WHILE WE LOOKING FORWARD TO SERVING YOU BETTER.
CONGRATULATION TO YOUR INHERITANCE FUND.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.
REGARDS,
MR. BEN S. BERNANKE
DIRECTOR FEDERAL RESERVE BANK NEW YORK,
You know it's gotta be real - it's in ALL CAPS - and it has Mr. Bernanke's real email address:
bens.bernan@yahoo.cn

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