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Monday, December 31, 2012

Urgent email from the FBI!

Now it's Mr. Muelller's personal assistant trying to get me to accept all that lonely African money:

F.B.I Headquarters Washington DC.
601 4Th Street, N.W Washington DC.
20533, USA
Dear Sir/Mir,
I am Ronald T. Hosko,the personal secretary to the FBI Director; Roberts. Mueller III. After proper investigations, we discovered that your impending payment that have been withheld by imposters for a very long period of time, claiming to be who they are not, But with the Help of FBI we have been able to trace them.
Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot of your personal earned money just to conclude the successful transfer of your funds to your nominated bank account by obtaining transfer documents as requested by the impostors, costing you a lot of money but to no avail.
The FBI had to send some financial crime investigators from our head quarters in Washington DC to London, Western Part of the World (Africa) in other to carry out proper investigation, after receiving series of other reports similar to yours as you are not the only person awaiting the legal transfer of funds from Africa.
With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI, we traced your information from the Internet as one of the beneficiaries of this Inheritance Funds. I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially to avoid re-occurrence of the delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and came to a final conclusion as all head of organizations involved was duly represented. Your Funds worth $9.5,00,000.00 USD (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United states Dollars) Only will be release to you in my Supervision.
Reconfirm your delivery information as stated below.
Note: You are to forward any email received from those Scammer to my email address so we can be able to trace them and eradicate them from cheating innocent people.
Mr. Ronald T. Hosko.
For: Mr. Robert S. Mueller III

Advertencia / Confidentiality Notice


Este envio es confidencial y esta destinado unicamente a la persona a la que ha sido enviado. Puede contener informacion privada y confidencial.
Si usted no es el destinatario al que ha sido remitida, no puede copiarla, distribuirla ni emprender con ella ningun tipo de accion.
Si cree que lo ha recibido por error, por favor, notifiquelo al remitente.
This transmission is confidential and intended solely for the person to whom it is addressed.
It may contain privileged and confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not copy, distribute or take any action in reliance on it.
If you believe that you have received this transmission in error, please notify the sender.

I particularly enjoyed the privacy notice in Spanish.

1 comment:

  1. By jeepers.....looks legitimate to me..........