Day by Day Cartoon by Chris Muir

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Nigerian scam comes to the gun shop

Just received this:

Attn:President
Dear Sir
As a matter of urgency, I need a hobble contractor that can be my partner to supply Federal Ministry of De-fence Fire Arm and l make a
research and flexibilities studies of the contract dealer l can work with in which you are one of the pick dealer
, I cannot not handle it alone from here l need an international body for backup because will are going to deal with Senator in house of assemble for assessment
here in Nigeria. That is why I thought it is wise to
seek for  foreign partner that have full idea of the project and to defense it on appointment day . they are going to give us 40% upfront payment for the project,is an close tender offer.
 As soon as l hear your readiness to work with me ,l will open wide my mind to give you more detail.
Indicate your readiness to help by providing to me
your telephone/fax-number for easy communication. More
details will be forwarded to you soonest.
Awaiting your immediate response.
Best Regards,
Bomgo Matho
GUN DEALER, FFL,


Copied verbatim, formatting and all.

"Bomgo" even got my title right!

Is the "Federal Ministry of De-fence" in charge of removing barriers to open-range grazing?

3 comments:

  1. Are you sure it wasn't Holder trying a new gun control scheme? Listening to his testimony the grammar and context seem about right.

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  2. They sure are that smart in the Osama administration these days - could be!

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  3. From where all the Guns are coming to Nigeria

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