I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather go-

Perhaps a nice trip back in time to a Soviet reeducation camp?

Chuck -- Picture this: It's the morning of June 4th. You head to the airport to catch your free flight to New York City. Enjoy the in-flight snack or movie. That evening, a car picks you up and takes you to the main event. And that's where you meet Presidents Obama and Clinton. I don't really know what else to say. Stop imagining -- make it happen. Donate today to be automatically entered for a chance to meet Presidents Obama and Clinton in New York City -- airfare and accommodations are on us: https://my.democrats.org/Two-Presidents-and-You - Lucas Lucas Fleischer Digital Director Democratic National Committee

 

I wonder if the lucky winner gets to skip the Porn-O-Scan and bring more than three ounces of liquid along?