Day by Day Cartoon by Chris Muir

Showing posts with label Russian love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russian love. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2011

Email from me to me

I must have a split personality - I keep sending myself emails. Two new ones today:
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From: Chuck Kuecker
Subject: I am really here
To: Chuck Kuecker

Greatings my dear!

The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

Hello Honey! I would like to tell you a bit about myself.
I'm tall with a middle figure.
I have long blond, very beautiful hair, small nice nose, perfect lips and big blue eyes. 
I am a sociable easy going person, so I like meeting friends, going out, have fun and new something interesting.
I'm looking for a strong relations with a caring and smart man!

I am really tired of all these temporary relations. 
I would like to find a man who will be able to estimate not only my beauty, but also my brain and my soul...
I want him to kind and handsome, brave and tender, romantic and honest.

my site: www.*****.ru

 my precious darling, kisses

Vally
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Another one:

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From: Chuck Kuecker
Subject: So you are a rocket scientist
To: Chuck Kuecker

hello people!

The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

Hello Honey! I would like to tell you a bit about myself.
I'm tall with a middle figure.
I have long blond, very beautiful hair, small nice nose, perfect lips and big blue eyes. 
I am a sociable easy going person, so I like meeting friends, going out, have fun and new something interesting.
I'm looking for a strong relations with a caring and smart man!

I am really tired of all these temporary relations. 
I would like to find a man who will be able to estimate not only my beauty, but also my brain and my soul...
I want him to kind and handsome, brave and tender, romantic and honest.

my site: www.*****.ru

 dear stranger, I am going now, bye

Nastya 
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How did they know I AM a rocket scientist?

"hello, people!" - what a romantic salutation. I suppose it's better than "Greatings my dear!".

WTF does that opening sentence mean?

What is a "middle figure"? Middle finger, I get.

I estimate your brain is a microprocessor program somewhere in .ru-land, "honey". I wonder if the author of these wrote a love note in Russian and ran it through Google Translate to English.

I also note that neither of these specifies the SEX of the sender...

If I was going to send out spam, I would at least write code to use a generated email address that at least looked like it came from the person signing the message, and from the same domain as the link.

Duh.